The V-list is an ever evolving list of places we want to go and things we want to do. Some of which cannot be done while pregnant, as in, the EPT test is negative, so SCREW IT, I’m going to ride a mechanical bull while drinking gin from a flask…
1. Dye hair (preferably a color found in the rainbow or the Wizard of Oz movie)
2. Paint or stain a piece of furniture
3. Eat shellfish
4. Create secret handshake/hand signal for infertiles
5. Go horseback riding
6. Drink Caffeine until we feel jittery
7. Soak in hot tub
8. Eat cold cuts
9. Clean litter boxes (at local animal shelter)
10. Ride mechanical bull
11. Ride roller coasters
12. Smoke something
13. Eat sushi
14. Visit Ripley’s Believe it or Not Fertility Statue (its worth a shot, right?)
15. Go to Dog Park
16. Get psychic reading
17. Visit Botanical Gardens
18. Go to the Harn Art Museum
19. Visit the Dali Art Museum (since our lives have taken a turn for the surreal)
20. Go to Ikea
21. Go Garage Sale-ing
22. Ride Sling Shot in Orlando
23. Plant an Herb Garden
24. Skydive
25. Join a Band
26. Go Roller Skating
27. Go Parasailing
28. Learn to Line Dance
29. Drink Alcohol
30. Go to Driving Range (to get some aggression out)
31. Choreograph dance routine to Flashdance
32. Karaoke in bowling alley
33. Win a Contest
34. Zip on a zipline
35. Meet a famous person
36. Sneak in somewhere (may be combined with #35)
37. Learn to sew
38. Hang glide
39. Graffiti something
40. Perfect Reeses Peanut Butter Cup Sundae at Home (or drive two hours to the nearest Friendly’s to get one)
41. Kayack
42. Drive a racecar
43. Hang glide
44. Catch a fish
45. Canoe somewhere
46. Get Motorcycle license
47. Attend a Monster Truck Rally (wearing a custom-made monster belt buckle.)
48. Go tubing and/or water skiing
49. Learn to Belly dance or Tango or other sexy dance
50. Take trapeze lessons
51. Jump on a trampoline until we’re dizzy.
52. Drag race mini-vans
